Last nights episode of Kourtney and Khloe’ Take Miami was a classic. First, I just want to set the record straight. I honestly don’t care how big Lamar is – he is not my type. (No offense to Khloe’) I don’t go for the athletes, I hear they’re bad news. That was definitely in mid-conversation and I just happened to get edited at such a refined moment in my life. Sorry Daddy.

Anywhoo, episode five was a night to remember. After working extra hard at the store trying to make Kourtney Kardashian proud of us, her sister Khloe’ Kardashian  wanted to thank us dolls by taking us out. Taking us out didn’t mean a nice dinner at Prime 112 or Barton G’s, it meant  popping bottles at LIV and getting wild. You could say things got a little weird by the end of the night, with Katy doing who-knows-what in the bathroom and Jose “drinking vodka like she’s a camel in the desert” the night was a success. I guess.

 I’m so proud that I was so well-behaved that night, not that I can’t handle myself out. I have been doing these scenes for years – I am no rookie at this but I have the tendency to go big or go home. Although Khloe’ left much earlier than we did, the dolls stayed out till the break of dawn carrying on.

The next day at the store the girls and I were talking about how hungover we were and how awful we felt. We didn’t think Kourt was going to get pissed because Khloe’ took us out. Apparently, Kourt was not happy about mixing business with pleasure (again), understandable. In reality, this isn’t a corporate scenario – we sell clothes at their store. This isn’t Morgan Stanley, people!?

All in all, sometimes funny questions are asked, sometimes I debit or credit my girlfriends’ boobs (standard swipe move). Everybody drinks and everybody get’s drunk. It’s all how you handle yourself in between. Back up your actions and don’t deny mistakes. Wise words of the day because I am so wise these days….