I don’t have much to say about yesterday’s episode of Kourtney and Khloe’ Take Miami. I think Kim Kardashian is right about Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian really needs to give Scott a lesson. Scott will never change if Kourt is always coming back to him and accepting his immature behavior. Hint: If someone has an anger problem while drinking, maybe drinking is not the most intelligent idea. She needs to completely remove him out of her life for him to realize what he could lose. It seems like no one in the Kardashian family wants Kourt to be with Scott and if I were one of Kourt’s family members, I would not want them to continue to have a relationship either.
BUT, in reality, Scott loves Kourtney unconditionally and they have a wonderful relationship when they are good. Just like any couple. They have their good and they have their bad, sometimes bad is worse than good but if it works for them – so be it. At Kourt’s age, it would be hard to find a guy that is accepting to her and her baby. That would be a scary thought for any younger mother. No guy wants baggage, let’s be honest. Baggage claim is out of order. Guys don’t even want to get married anymore let alone raise someone else’s child. At least the guys I know… Maybe I need new guy friends. Just kidding – love you homeys.
In contrast, finding a guy is not easy. At All. Not even a little bit. I don’t know if I am picky or the ratio from cool/hot/funny guys to the average douchebag (pardone me) is slim to absolutely none. This jumps into what I have to say about the male species.
Males, how I love thee – but when you spit game it’s usually awful or you think you are so hot that the words that come out of your mouths are justified by utter stupidity or just straight up RUDE. No! I don’t want to sleep with you, NO I DO NOT WANT YOU TO HAVE MY NUMBER and no I will not ‘go out’ with you sometime. If I did, trust me, you would know. Why has the male species justified in their heads that they are capable of sleeping with all and any female? Who gave them this idea? Buy a clue boy. I find myself being a straight up bitch anymore to guys that ask for my number. I can’t help it, it is the only way to get it through their head. On the other hand, I love when I am talking to a dude and they look at me after five-minutes of the exchanging words and they say, “Wow, you can really hold a conversation; you’re a pretty cool chick.” Gee thanks jerk, I did graduate from college (although I can’t spell and have grammatical errors) and I do know what is going on in the world - and with all of this knowledge I have, I’m going to have the brilliant idea of telling you to go eff yourself. How about that for conversation!
My perfect male: charming, FUNNY, passionate, sensitive but not too much, thoughtful, puts me first (most of the time), very good looking - should have excellent bone structure, perfect balance between business suitness and fresh threads to chill in –style is a MUST, manly but pretty boy, someone to take charge, CHIVALRY PEOPLE – opens doors, stands up when I have to get up from the dinner table, orders good wines, orders my dinner. With my personality, I need a guy that will tame me! I need a guy that wants to go out and get wild in the city or just cook dinner and watch movies at home. Vacations? Absolutely! Weekend trips? For sure. Are these things so hard? I am thinking yes. *Sometimes you should settle for what is in front of you though. Don’t pass up the good ones because of a check list.
Shit, at this rate I will be single forever. (Maura get ready to play husband for the rest of our lives.)
To the women, guys want ONE thing. That’s it – no sugar coating. Unless you have the goods in what they are looking for in a relationship, you will most likely get played. Sorry, truth be told. You HAVE to play the game and the game is to think like a male but don’t act like a man. Thinking like a male and still being a classy female is a juxtaposition of being in perfect harmony of oneself.
Though Kourtney and Scott seem like the most dysfunctional couple ever, they have an absolute love for each other. It is hard to walk away from someone when so much love is involved. Relationships are not always easy but it is how you compromise with one another and resolve these problems in a logical way. It’s easier said than done to walk away from the father of your child.
You gotta deal with that pain in the ass forever ;p.